Royal Wedding Dresses

The Nervous Bride a.k.a. Duchess of Cambridge a.k.a. The former called Catherine Middleton , was the world's blushing bride today.

The dress was revealed as a Alexander McQueen piece by the new company leader Sarah Burton, 'quite extravagant' as the quote goes around our commoner lips. I personally think it's 50/50 . William looked a bit too serious for the occasion, I was honestly expecting him to be so head over heels in love that he couldn't stop grinning.

I think what Mrs.Cameron wore was a smidge too simple, and i was suprised that she wasn't wearing a fascinator or hat when her hair looked (sorry Mr.PM) .....horrible; well to me.

Tara Palmer Tompkinson went all out Royal Blue, pashmina,curve- hugging one-off-the-shoulder dress, and a completely original fascinator which brought meaning to to the word 'fascinator'.

And I hated Victoria Beckham's dress; so boring+ she didn't follow my rule number one of fashion code; Don't oversell your top half.

I don't have a thing against Victoria Beckham, sometimes she's quite stylish too,these are just her bad photos.

The Wedding Tips:

• Colour is a yes-yes,if wearing something dark follow it up with bright accessories.
• Hats and fascinators are an ace, especially feathered/flowered ones, just don't go to high or low on the brim.
• Replace silk with chiffon for a cheaper material.

I think Vicky should have worn this because

1. It matched David's necktie

2.It looks way prettier, don't you think so ?

And I think that's the end of my Royal Wedding post.

Blessings to the Royal couple.

Celebrity Fashion Cringes and Breakthoughs

Do and Don'ts are definite things to follow if you don't want people to be viciously nattering about your threads behind your back.

• Don't oversell your top half like our friend Miss SkyscraperHat here.

When you do dress, make sure people know what look you're

going for!

Don't overdo any part of your outfit especially not the outlets!

Don't mix patterns,no NEVER mix patterns e.g. spotty top,stripy jeans.

Never wear anything that looks good to store food in!!!!

That's a few do's and don'ts I bet you didn't hear from Tyra!

But i think if you wanna work it; you should follow the S.A.T.

team.

The Selena,Avril, Taylor Team!

Selena: She cares for all casual,sunshine basking looks, plus shes a

bit of a tomboy so she's a bit laidback.Also look for Demi Lovato.

Avril: She's the real punk of the lot.I absolutely LOVE her clothes!

GO neon! GO mascara! Go rock on!!Also find Taylor Momsen.

Taylor: For all those who love gypsy, country,and cowboy BUT with a hint of city chick; Taylor Swift is your gal!This chica has it all and more. I just WISH she'd straighten her hair! Also look for Dolly Parton; yes i had to type it.

 

 On the left is an outfit on the left

that would cost over a hundred

pounds, but on the right is a

convincingly similar replica

(except the bag and flipflop and belt)

all from Matalan Retail at extremely
low total cost(,well compared to
'Abercrombie on the Lefty') Soz
forgot the flipflops on the right
, Black bordered, rafta, £4.

Plus Matalan have the latest
summer beachwear and
swimwear ( although you
can't a snazzy lookin' pair
of shades for under £10!)
Matalan= £34.00
Abercrombie= Too high!

And H&M are doing summer
chic stuff like this Super-Stylish
Sundress, I saw for about £8.

And apparently Maxi dresses
are the 'IN' thing this season
paired with chunky necklaces/
scarfs and divinty trilbys/sunhats!
Super hot right???
On my next post you'll hear about
celebrity CRINGES!